I was out of town last week from Thursday until Sunday morning on a scrapbook retreat with Barb & Janet and when I got home I noticed something unusual in the refrigerator. There was a blue Shop N Save bag crumpled up with something inside. When I opened it up I discovered a small, half-sized baggie with 2 eggs in it. I asked Jim where they came from and he had no idea. We’re not sure how they got in the refrigerator or for that matter, when they got in the refrigerator. We had a poker party with several family members the prior Saturday night so there were a lot of people in & out of the refrigerator.
I rapped one of the eggs lightly on the counter to see if they were hard-boiled and they weren’t. I pulled our carton of eggs out to put the 2 inside and hesitated because everyone in the St. Louis area knows there’s been a massive recall on over ½ billion eggs recently because of a salmonella outbreak. I suggested to Jim that maybe someone left tainted eggs for us because they want us to get sick and possibly die. I’m hoping nobody in my family feels this way towards us and if they do, please come forward so we can clear the air.
2 comments:
Hmmm, that's a thought---or maybe someone was just trying to tell you that they think you and Jim are "chickens"---or maybe they think you are a couple of "good eggs"---or maybe a couple of "eggheads"! I think I'll go with "chickens" because after all, who's over 50 with a big secret???
What are you talking about?
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